"I always had trouble distinguishing between what happened and what merely might have happened, but I remain unconvinced that the distinction, for my purposes, matters." -Joan Didion
Shin splints? Give yourself a diamond tiara....a bunch of tulips...an autographed photo of Mark Harmon...a weekend at an Arizona spa and ride a pinto...a pat on the back; but shin splints? Nahhhhhh. Doesnt glitter, smell good or make you smile....don't do it! (Take a bus).
I am won over with offers of:
(1) plane tickets, theatre tickets, concert tickets for anything folky;
(2) late start times, obsolete alarm clocks, afternoon brunch;
(3) charming personal anecdotes, a good bullshit story, choosing one’s own adventure;
(4) pickles, multiple forms of the potato, every form of chocolate;
(5) and dogs. All of them.
Shin splints?
ReplyDeleteGive yourself a diamond tiara....a bunch of tulips...an autographed photo of Mark Harmon...a weekend at an Arizona spa and ride a pinto...a pat on the back; but shin splints? Nahhhhhh. Doesnt glitter, smell good or make you smile....don't do it! (Take a bus).