Oh, no. (or not)

The moral of this story is:
Maps are hard.

Wait, no, it's:
Check the scale on a map.

But why should I do that, Halley?
Because otherwise you jump to conclusions about how there seem to be two towns named the same thing on opposite sides of the country and you start muttering to yourself.

Just me? Okay, that was just me.

In conclusion (yes, this moral has a conclusion), Shalel is where it should be and maps are our friends.
Sometimes.